“Hello Lifealert” “Hello Stella, are you okay?” “… is your refrigerator running?” “Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your bullshit”
educationconnection: you think nobody notices that your status was a popular text post on tumblr but i notice i always notice
teacher: you will be sorted into grou--
me: can I work alone
himapapaftw: people who think a zombie apocalypse would be cool
coagulates: DOES ANYONE REMEMBER THIS
fapitalism: The Titanic theme played on the...
lampsarepeopletoo: i love him
i hate talking about my feelings because i just start crying all over the place
glitterweave: Dis is y we all need da weave
galifianafuck: people are still reblogging my post and arguing about the fact that the viewers of big bang theory are all intelligent people WELL GUESS WHAT FOLKS you wont have to argue anymore according to this pie graph big bang theory viewers are mostly 5 year old drunks you be the judge
whitefolk: melpeezy: wat do canadians give thanks for being so close to america
xvxavier: If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
k1mkardashian: remember when i was going to start working out this summer
sexstiel: this is literally the best video on the internet
haggardstyle: I’m lactose intolerant but love ice cream. Currently paying for my sins.
loldemort: don’t talk to me if your otp isn’t ron/mcgonagall
One of the worst feelings in the world is when you’re driving and you see a turtle on the side of the road who is about to walk into traffic. Unlike cats or dogs who can kind of navigate around cars, that turtle is most definitely going to get run over.
tltty: i hate bloggers that are still in that “I LOVE TUMBLR SO MUCH IT’S SO GREAT IT’S SO MUCH BETTER THAN FACEBOOK” phase
Bring Me the Horizon - Blessed With a Curse
i woke up at 3am so that i could look pretty for work at 4:15, but then i got there, and they were like “you dont work until 7” ok