Draco: Nice scar. Where did you get it?
Harry: Thanks. Voldemort gave it to me back in the 80's.
Draco: Vintage. So adorable.
Harry: Thanks. *walks away*
Draco: That is the ugliest effing scar I've ever seen.
That look - no judgement, no pity. That look could prise secrets from the...– Mr. Rochester, Jane Eyre (2006)
I want to like the Olympics, but I don’t like the Olympics.
iphone420: what ever happened to ashanti
stridershead: you have fun watching the Olympics while I stop kony
obliviateyourface: whoever said it’s a small world has never had to sit through the country parade in the olympic opening ceremony
shavingryansprivates: when tumblr says u got a message but u don’t really got a message
ricksanscrotum: i talk about wanting a boyfriend but i dont even know what id do with one like what do you just kiss him and then leave him alone in a corner how often does it eat
patronsaintofqualityfootwear: okay so our school has this nice little collage of people having a good time in the yearbook ok yeah great very nice but what is this wHY IS THERE A PICTURE OF SOME GIRL SITTING ALONE CRYING INTO A MILKSHAKE AT CONEY ISLAND
making a tumblr was the worst decision of my life.
bimbo-faggins: the first day of school and teachers make you do that get to know each other thing
zooeyclairedeschanel: stop saying i can’t even and start saying i can even believe in urself
ghost-anus: gamzees-butt: ferroseed: you know what’s more annoying than people complaining? people who complain about people complaining aren’t you complaining about people complaining about people complaining?
platea: I guess i’m the only one who doesn’t watch the opening ceremony.
8yrs: avalar: the song of my people she has a nice living room
viarga: I CANTS TOP LAUGHNIGN OMFG IM C RYING
canieatthisshit: consequentialism: if i had a dollar for every time i was a third wheel
booksarefornerds: so there was a video of this girl on facebook and