August 2012
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“You know why I couldn’t marry for money? Because I’d hate the guy,...”
– my mother after a few glasses of champagne
゜・。。・゜゜・。♡ 。・゜゜・。。・゜
i want to punch you in the face
゜・。。・゜゜・。♡ 。・゜゜・。。・゜
princessclouddyl:
crewnex:
obama means family
obama means nobody gets left behind
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radiobread2:
the next time you think that only your pets love you just remember they only love you because they are suffering from stockholm syndrome
You know what's kind of beautiful?
wwreakinghavocc:
timorleste:
In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”
I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.
in america we don’t say i love you 4ever we say i love you 5ever (dat means...
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soporcupcakes:
Watchrumour:
is this catholicnun
Watch
Me: Wow you are a really awesome character. Like holy shit I am in love with you
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: You're gonna die aren't you
Character: Yep
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Watchloganjack:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Watchmiristrahovski:
wwreakinghavocc:
For anon.
yes
Watchmcsingle:
smoothie-queen:
thelittlekingcoyoter:
ninefoldgoddess:
How To Correctly Serve a Watermelon
The more you know…
Exactly.
this makes me so uncomfortable
you cut through the watermelon so smoothly i am very impressed
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Watchinallyourfantasies:
videohall:
How to make a British guard laugh
well that’s not what I expected
xhockeyfightx:
I hate how being “awkward” is like a fucking trend. I’m sorry but having crippling social anxiety on a constant basis is not fun. Buying a pair of thick glasses or dressing a particular way doesn’t make you “awkward.” Fuck off you cum guzzling whores.
cobaltcuffs:
do not go walmart.com unless you want a heart attack right now
Watchcoryoutsidethehouse:
in case you’re up for a little game later
